Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.

“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”

by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020

louis napoleon

A moustache and goatee, usually pointed and well groomed.

Think Trent Reznor back when he had a goatee.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

Casey Napoli

A man who is very dirty and smelly who has a micro penis and a small ballsack that smells like rotton eggs and is the size of a rabbits poop. His head is the size of a watermelon its a odd shape. His skin tone is a little pink so he looks scrumptious.

Jackie: did you see that watermelon?
Viv: totally looked like a casey napoli
Jackie: omg i totally agree

by Carpet cleaner man July 3, 2009

yabuki nako

a smol cute girl and a member of izone.

wizone 1: yabuki nako is so cute
wizone 2: and she's so talented
wizone 1: that's our queen

by colorsyabuki September 2, 2020

Napoleon Dynamite

1. The best movie EVER
2. An okay movie
3. The worst most EVER

1. Napoleon Dynamite was so fucking funny! Remember the part where the guy said "your mom goes to college?"
2. Napoleon Dynamite was okay. I mean, I didn't hate it or anything.
3. "Your mom goes to college?" What the fuck does that mean?

by derkaderk March 4, 2005

Nakoa

a brave warrior so hot that not even the sun can handle him

"wow that Nakoa guy is like a god!"

by elliebeans1994 March 7, 2015

napoli

to savagely sodomize rape and impregnate a young religious female virgin who is saving herself for marriage.

No decent person would want any girl get the napoli sentence.

by sam chenowith April 17, 2006