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Nerd Poser

A person who tries to act like a nerd and refuses to accept the fact that he/she is not smart.
Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.

Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.

Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
by NerDorKlutzie January 13, 2010
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Nerageous

So ridiculously bad, its some how amazing
"Whoa, that is the most ridiculous fish purse but you are pulling it off so well! That ensemble is absolutely nerageous."
by Nayster September 30, 2009
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nerdbot

Used as a word to define a person that no one likes online or in real life.

The NERD part comes from having no life because no one likes you, the BOT part comes from only playing with bots on counter-strike because no one likes that person online either.
"What a nerdbot!"
by eMan April 27, 2004
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Nerd Immunity

The state of immunity or process of becoming immune to misinformation, bullshit, fake news, crack pot theories & malicious manipulation by conducting thorough research, checking sources & applying critical thinking.

When the mind is vaccinated against bollocks the mind's owner could be said to have nerd immunity.
Have you read 'Occult Features of Anarchism' by Erica Lagalisse? It's a terrific way to build nerd immunity against unsubstantiated, baseless conspiracy theories.

Erik Davis podcasts are wonderful spreaders of nerd immunity, you listen, think, read, think some more and you're on your way to acquiring some serious nerd immunity.

During the Covid-19 pandemic some people spoke of building herd immunity, yet a lot of them were quickly infected by fake news and false information because they didn't build some nerd immunity first.
by ivanji November 12, 2020
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nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.
Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart
by JustANewsTeller November 5, 2022
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nerdcock

Phrase originated by comedian Marc Maron denoting the phenomenon of intelligent and socially awkward people now dictating social norms in popular culture, particularly in the field of comedy.

Preceded by the eras of jockcock and rockcock.
Steve Carell's popularity is indicative of being in the age of the nerdcock.
by Dr. of Bootology August 20, 2010
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Nelda

the perfect "take home to mom" girl. badass taste in music, funny, and the kindest most mellow soul you will ever meet and pretty to boot.

roman sculpture pretty.
damn, i shoulda held on to Nelda
by misotexmex May 30, 2011
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