needle dick

a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.

i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha

by stephine September 13, 2005

Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia

Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.

by R. Trombone March 31, 2003

Needle dick

(n): Small, thin penis.

They don't call him needle dick the bug fucker for nothing!

by Gayblade 1068 October 30, 2009

needle dick

a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with

after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.

by katie February 20, 2004

Needle Shower

A type of shower (most often found in the dorms at Evergreen College) that has such high water pressure that it blows your nipples right off.

dude, my girlfriend's boobs are so fucked cause her parents won't get rid of their needle shower.

i really wanted to get my nipples pierced but after taking a shower at Evergreen College, there was nothing left man.

by Alymma August 13, 2008

needle freak

Drug world expression for a drug user who gets a thrill from just feeling a needle go into the body - even if no drugs are involved.

Comes from the Pavlovian stimulus/rsponse theory that after repeated use, the feel of the needle, followed by the rush of the drug will soon no longer require the drug to get the rush.

Man, that guy's a real needle freak - he can get off shooting water!

by PJ Poppyjoe March 15, 2005

Needle dick johnson

a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair

jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse

by poop in my pussy December 31, 2008