ur brother my lover

like ur mom gay or your sister a mister, but for the gays

Bichael: Ur mom gay
Jimothy: Ur brother my lover

(all life on earth ends)

by Sister Mister March 16, 2018

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother

Something someone said that deserves a definition of it's own. Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Originally found in the definition of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Fo' shizzle m- I mean, I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother.

by CMCAdvanced March 22, 2004

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother

Something that white kids shouldn't say. A phrase that means ''Yes I agree with you, my black friend''

Black person: I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother

Other black person: True that

White person: I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother

Black person: Shut up white bread!

Other white person: Yeah, nigga!

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

my brother

useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"

by lukascockeater January 30, 2023

my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.

Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*

by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024