Mazzered

When you’ve had an absolute amazing sesh and completed the night.

Mate, we got absolutely mazzered at the weekend.

by Callmelouis April 8, 2022

Mazzer

To send images of your genitals to many of the female gender, and possibly have multiple photo albums made of your cock.

That dude is always sending dps, what a mazzer.

by SubsoiledRope7 August 15, 2022

mozzerate

to creatively fix an item, fashion a part or create a tool out of whatever materials are on hand.

I had to mozzerate my broken exhaust with wire clothes hangers and plastic tie wraps. To hang my Christmas lights, I had to mozzerate a tool by taping broomsticks together with a curtain rod hook on the end.

by headtechanic December 31, 2022

Anti-muzzler

A person who does not believe that wearing a face mask or face covering is necessary to protect oneself from respiratory viruses like COVID-19.

Man: ‘wear your mask, dude.’
Friend: ‘what? I don’t need it as it does nothing. I just need to keep my distance. Masks do nothing.’
Man: ‘That makes you an anti-muzzler’

by Betainvestor September 24, 2020

mezzer

The word used to describe an over-weight lesbian with a twitch in her left eye.

'Did you see that mezzer b4, she was holding hands with old miss Rawnsley from Church Lane'

by Dan Teh Pwnerer October 12, 2005

meat muzzel

the mouth of a man or a woman

Will you shut your meat muzzel and let me talk!

by sawzallkustoms November 11, 2005

muzzed up pigeon

An Australian phrase for the noise made by a loud blow-off valve on a turbo car, particularly a VL Turbo full of wankers who think they are cool, with their hats on sideways doing bog laps of the city with the stereo turned right up.
When the throttle is released the air rushes through the BOV causing a loud "Tutututututu" noise. Sounding like a pigeon on LSD.
See also dose

VL turbo full of wankers: tututututututu
Johhny: Wow, listen to that thing! It sounds like a fully muzzed up pigeon! Bunch of tools!

by Every name I try is taken - its Rob! March 12, 2008