gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

by Bastement October 4, 2010

dirty muskee

A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.

Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!

by pooba August 10, 2006

Big Muskie Bucket

Central Ohio slang for a fucked up situation. Known as a clusterfuck in most other parts of the country.

"My pregnant girlfriend is in labor and my car just ran out of gas. This is one Big Muskie Bucket."

by Shep Pettibone June 17, 2008

Dirty Muskie

A slang term for when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you reach back and wipe your ass and then you stick your fingers in her mouth, like a fish hook.

That dumb chick sucked my fingers and didn't even know it was a Dirty Muskie

by jnpd9 June 26, 2006

Muskegon Downhiller

When you take a handful of pop rocks, spit in your hand, and jack off

I was bored so I gave myself a Muskegon Downhiller

by Dirtylew February 20, 2015