murder

kinky taken too far

cerberus: I thought about slowly suffocating you while you sleep
gladion: but I never sleep
cerberus: while you're awake then
gladion: kinky
cerberus: wait no it's murder
gladion: that's kinky taken too far

by LadySasaki February 1, 2020

Murder

A large group of wandering douchebags. A full murder consists of five or more pricks. A smaller murder is three.

guy 1: Oh my god, I just had to ride on the bus next to a whole murder!
guy 2: I feel so bad for you, dude.

by Sususususup August 6, 2011

murder

killing another human on purpose!

i would gladly murder George Bush he's such a dip-shit!

by Kill_that_mother_fucker January 21, 2006

Murder

Really? If you look up murder on the U.D. then you’re just as crazy as I am. Don’t be proud of that I’m a literal psychopath. Anyway for those who do want to know the defintion of murder it’s this: the act of slaughtering or killing someone or something. There, happy now?

Psychopath: I looked up Murder in the U.D. and now I’m in the mood to kill.

Girl: Oh please don’t. I have a boyfriend.

by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018

Murderize

To brutally destroy someone when they have no chance of survival.

I murderized that kid in Call of Duty.

by CancerMonkey April 24, 2017

Murdering

The act of high fiving someone

I will be murdering you soon

by Facts163633 April 25, 2021

murder

Collective term for a group of crows. Or black people.

I decided to walk on the other side of the street, because I noticed a murder of black kids chillin in front of Hip Hop Chicken & Fish.

by Averybadperson October 13, 2011