Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.
Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?
by shitfungus January 25, 2024
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Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?
by shitfungus January 25, 2024
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Anything involving the world and/or worlds of Jim Henson's Muppets. Similar to the Multi-verse of the DC and Marvel brands, only with Muppets instead of superheroes; except, of course, for Super Grover.
The evil twin concept is a little different though. I don't think I've ever seen any before in the Muppetverse.
by sealbhaigh March 19, 2014
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-Excuse me are you intrested in our lord and savior?
-Im sorry Im a Muppeterian, I have allready fully converted.
-Im sorry Im a Muppeterian, I have allready fully converted.
by LearnedZombie June 2, 2017
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I don't remember that was I being muppeted?
by Mick diggler March 11, 2021
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