Masterbate

When you rub your weiner

Will loves to masterbate

by Will is here! March 22, 2017

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

Musterbate

(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.

"I musterbate about having to go to work to be able to pay my light bill."

by Che39 October 4, 2011

mensturbate

V. when a girl masturbates during her period.

masturbate + menstruate

by adderall April 11, 2004

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

Momsterbate

Masterbating to pictures of only your mom.

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.

by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015