munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

by Superbrucester December 4, 2013

harry munk

Cockney slang - Spunk (jizz, the white stuff, protein shot, salt water)

that birds got harry munk dripping from her chin, silly girl didnt swallow.

by Uncle Super Schlong June 11, 2003

Harry Munk

An awesome fusion band from Cornwall

You 'eard that Harry Munk? They smashed that festival last weekend

by GameDevSplash January 9, 2017

Munk Fucked

To use a chipmunks asshole as a condom.

(Terresa)-Hey Beth.
(Beth)-What?
(Terresa)-You know that man named Jack?
(Beth)-Yeah. Why?
(Terresa)-I Munk Fucked him.
(Beth)-Holy fucking shit what the fuck were you thinking?
(Terresa)-Hey at least I didn't get AIDS.
(Terresa) *WINKS* *and gives thumbs up*

by M3XiiCAN P0W3R January 26, 2008

munk snaffler

loves to snort, sniff, suck and inhale (snaffle), simultaneously, the sperm, spunk, man juice (munk), of men.

spunk, sperm, semen, man juice, pearl juice, Underwhelmed, spray, munk snaffler

by Inhumane of UJ July 3, 2009

munk up

To ejaculate

I was really in the mood for it, but me missus just turned away from me in bed, so I knocked one off and had to Munk up over her back.

by Uphill gardener May 14, 2014

Chicken Munk

-A sick, lumpy, mucus appearance/disease

-Derives from chicken pox

-Term used in the country to describe something/ someone that looks unpleasant

"Ewww, it looks like Justin has the chicken munks"

"You look like a chicken munk"

by Pink Tigress December 30, 2018