To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.
by Superbrucester December 4, 2013
by Uncle Super Schlong June 11, 2003
by GameDevSplash January 10, 2017
(Terresa)-Hey Beth.
(Beth)-What?
(Terresa)-You know that man named Jack?
(Beth)-Yeah. Why?
(Terresa)-I Munk Fucked him.
(Beth)-Holy fucking shit what the fuck were you thinking?
(Terresa)-Hey at least I didn't get AIDS.
(Terresa) *WINKS* *and gives thumbs up*
(Beth)-What?
(Terresa)-You know that man named Jack?
(Beth)-Yeah. Why?
(Terresa)-I Munk Fucked him.
(Beth)-Holy fucking shit what the fuck were you thinking?
(Terresa)-Hey at least I didn't get AIDS.
(Terresa) *WINKS* *and gives thumbs up*
by M3XiiCAN P0W3R January 27, 2008
To ejaculate
I was really in the mood for it, but me missus just turned away from me in bed, so I knocked one off and had to Munk up over her back.
by Uphill gardener April 2, 2014
-A sick, lumpy, mucus appearance/disease
-Derives from chicken pox
-Term used in the country to describe something/ someone that looks unpleasant
-Derives from chicken pox
-Term used in the country to describe something/ someone that looks unpleasant
by Pink Tigress December 31, 2019