2 definitions by cactifetish69
the act of consuming massive amounts of drugs until thoroughly fucked and proceeding to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
by cactifetish69 February 27, 2017
A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked
4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked
4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."
by cactifetish69 April 11, 2021