Definitions by cactifetish69

Zooted Scale 

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted

"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."

Zooted Scale by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021

munk'd 

the act of consuming massive amounts of drugs until thoroughly fucked and proceeding to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)

FUCK!! I forgot my copy of Alvin in the Chipmunks. We can't get munk'd tonight.

munk'd by cactifetish69 February 26, 2017