The craving to consume mass quantities of absorbents after a session of moderate to heavy drinking. The effects are twofold: slowing down the rate of alcohol being introduced into the bloodstream, and depleting the amount of easily/already prepared food in one's kitchen. Foods high in fat, carbs, and/or salt are high on the craving list, as well as foods that feel pleasant in the mouth (e.g. french fries).
The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.
The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.
"Is there any more of that Chinese food? All this beer has given me the drunk munchies."
note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.
note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.
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When a Men cannot get his penis erect due to the intake of too much alcohol when trying to have sexual intercourse with a lady friend. In this case the man performs oral on the woman while rapidly jerking off. The sole purpose of the “Rattle Munch” is to get the penis erect in a total black out. This move is 100% done only for the purpose of getting erect, not for pleasure to the lady. The male rapidly wiggles his tongue, making a brutal face, while burning a layer of skin off the penis. If done correctly, the female with have no idea the move is being perfected. The move was originated in Billerica, MA.
Chris gets home from the bar after drinking heavily. He went home with a girl with intensions of having intercourse. They are hot and heavy, but Chris penis is not working because he is 100% blacked out. Therefore Chris must “Rattle Munch” to get his penis erect. Once erect, intercourse can start.
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Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy
Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy
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Get the Munchin mug.Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
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