mummies

Downright stanky gas resulting from the digestion of fast food.

Taken from "What, did you cook, eat, and shit a mummy?"

Mike's got mummies. Everyone clear out.

by Sarah Correia March 4, 2004

mummied out

very high so high you walk slow like a mummy

yo we was all mummied out at the clu last night

by killa ckream September 21, 2011

mumfie

a stupid boy with a small penis and a lot of attitude for no reason

wow is that a mumfie?

by Dick Clark May 15, 2019

Mumdies

Big knickers (mum- undies)

Have you seen how bug her knickers are? They're mumdies!!

by Kasgiraffe October 18, 2020

Mumtitask

When a mum can do loads of stuff at once.

Carol got the ironing done while breastfeeding the kid and cooking dinner. She's right good at mumtitasking

by Stouts_n_stogies February 23, 2021

mumter

A mother who thinks she's way better looking than she is but is actually over 50 and past her prime

"My mumter tried to pull a 20 year old man at revs last night can you believe it"

by Cheryl Fucking Blossom November 5, 2021

Mumtrepreneur

A new mother who thinks she's got a brilliant 'business idea'.

Mumtrepreneur Clarissa has come on Dragon's Den after spotting a gap in the market while on maternity leave. Unfortunately none of the Dragons want to invest in her scented Zumba cushions.

by markrp September 1, 2011