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Mute (noun) is a creature, most often human, who has been mutated by radiation and acuired monster-like properties, such as green skin, huge muscle growth, warts and disfigurations. This is usualy acompanied by lowered intelect, increased resilliance, and an intense hatred of people unnafected (see normies)
Fuckin' muties ain't gonna get in MY bomb shelter.

Them muties have been stealin' my chickens again.
Mutie by Pügsly September 29, 2003
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A movie, tv show or music video that is best watched on mute (ie. no volume). Often, this is for a video that is generally considered bad, but still contains lots of hot women. What you do when it's on mute, is your business :)
Aeon flux looks like it's going to be a mutie.
Mutie by Alex344 December 28, 2005
A derogatory slur for someone who is mute.
Yeah, she went deaf and became a mutie.
Mutie by AddieisaMutie June 5, 2024

Mutie Hybrid 

Asian slang for WMAF Hapa. Used for those unwoke privilege kinds. They will gaslight other woke Asians and stick by the whites. Useless ones
Asian man: "You're part Asian?"
Mutie Hybrid: "Yeah, my mom is from China"
"Asian man: "Then stay the fuck away from me"
Mutie Hybrid by AznUnity March 1, 2020

Cock Mute 

The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.
I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.
Cock Mute by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013

mute-worthy 

Celebrities that are easy on the eyes but hell on ones ears. This makes them worth watching the TV on mute.
"That Pussycat Dolls song sucks. Change it"
"Yeah but they're totally mute-worthy"
mute-worthy by Bamhonkey January 27, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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