A couple sits on a futon in a slouched position, wearing motorcycle helmets. the male on bottom in a seated position, the female on top but on her knees as if riding a crotch rocket. The female must also twist the males nipple while performing intercourse while he makes motorcycle noises. As they near climax, they both must begin headbutt each other until the weaker party is unconscious. The consious party then deficates in the others helmet and seals the facemask shut with duct tape.
Josh: Hey guys, why does my motorcyle helmet stink so bad?
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck.
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck.
by nick'n'johnny January 18, 2006
Get the motorcycle futon fuck mug.A realization that after becoming committed to a parking spot and turning into it, you then see that there is a motorcycle not so much parked, but tucked away at the very front of the parking spot. Prohibiting you from using the parking spot.
Oh yeah, look at this great parking spot that I'm about to ge.........OMG stupid motorcycle-fakeout.
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-Japanese motorcycle boots (aka flip flops) are a type of open-toed sandal. In many Asian countries they are the footwear of choice even when riding a motorcycle. Here in the US, they are generally enjoyed by those who are dressing for comfort and are typically worn with swimwear to the beach or pool. Occasionally, white trash have been spotted sporting them while wearing socks but the proper etiquette calls for a bare foot.
-Japanese motorcycle boots (aka flip flops) are a type of open-toed sandal. In many Asian countries they are the footwear of choice even when riding a motorcycle. Here in the US, they are generally enjoyed by those who are dressing for comfort and are typically worn with swimwear to the beach or pool. Occasionally, white trash have been spotted sporting them while wearing socks but the proper etiquette calls for a bare foot.
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Motorcycles are dangerous deathmobiles...but I still own one. It gets me laid everyday...gives me huge amounts of respect...and I spank Honda Civics on the streets and highway like no other.
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