A decent metal band made up of a bunch of wannabe punks. Vince Neil (frontman, Axl Rose's bitch, hits like a powderpuff), Tommy Lee (drummer, 24 inch dick, Kid Rock's bitch), Nikki Sixx (bassist, pissed in a cop
car once), and Mick Mars (guitarist, the lone ranger and only
talent in the group). Despite the fact that they suck as human beings, they collectively get at least four-hundred and twelve times as much hot ass as anyone that could possibly be reading this right now, and for that, they deserve two
thumbs up.
Hey, did you hear Tommy Lee is
fucking Pam Anderson?
Yeah, not if
Kid Rock doesn't kick his ass first...
Hey did you know Vince Neil punches like a bitch?
Yeah, Axl would kick his ass in a new york
minute...
Motley Crue sucks