Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.

Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.

by cg115 March 10, 2011

Oh, Moses, smell the roses

For God's sake, get a clue

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!

by Genku July 29, 2003

Chris Moss Concert

Say it fast. Chris-Moss (Christmas). So if someone says they're going to the Chris Moss Concert in December, go along with it and tell them you have front row seats. They'll be appalled that you know what they're talking about. They like to refer to Christmas as a person (Chris Moss) and pretend that he's a famous singer/writer. So hurry and get those tickets, because who doesn't love Chris Moss?!??!

Clare: OMG I'm soooo excited for the Chris Moss Concert on December 25th!
David: Who the heck is Chris Moss??!?
Clare: Wow, you've never heard of him? He's a christian-pop singer. Duh, he's so famous.
David: Ohhhh.................. (proceeds to look up Chris Moss on google but does not find any results).

by hollyjollychristmas November 7, 2011

mossed

to make a terrific catch in football,usually jumping/leaping is involved, as if randy moss was the reciever

"Yo son, i just mossed you"
future tense: yo son, im gon moss you, check out dis catch ima bout to make"

by LZA February 25, 2005

mogus

a red human looking creature

“Hey look at that mogus!”

by AlaskaMan997 May 15, 2021

Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

mosscord

A discord server owned by the Hollow Knight youtuber mossbag.

Person A: I am a mod on Mosscord
Person B: Get very far away from me as quickly as you possibly can

by Siphonophore1 February 27, 2021