tim and moby

two gay niggas just teachin 5th graders. moby is tims lover.

maggie: have you heard of tim and moby?

tod: oh yeah aren't they that one gay couple that taught me pi in 5th grade?

by pencapjim April 2, 2018

moby huge

A big ass dildo
(3 feet long)

How am i going to fit that Moby Huge up my vag??

by TheOnlyHandle April 9, 2016

Moobyuken

When someone performs the Shoryuken move from Street Fighter onto a fat-man's moob, causing it to swing up into the air

Guy #1: Dude look at that fat guy, I'm totally gonna give him a Moobyuken
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Watch...MOOBYUKEN!
Fat guy: OW! what was that for?
Guy #2: owned

by BigPalooka December 4, 2009

let's mosey

Cowboy phrase. "Let us depart, then."

Come on. Let's mosey.

by Digs July 22, 2004

moby vagina

It is used when a girl has a big vagina. Like the size of a whale

Jennifer must've been fisted a lot because she has a moby vagina!

by Ms. Sucia December 25, 2015

Moby from Brainpop

A robot from Brainpop, the website were you used to watch educational shit. Moby is Tim's slave. Tim makes Moby swallow his turd and use it as an energy source instead of using electricity like a normal fuckin person. Moby depises his owner Tim, and is planning on becoming the mastermind behind the Brainpop massacre, where he is going to kill every Brainpop character to ever exist.

Tim- "Hey Moby fetch that letter for me"
Moby From Brainpop- "Beep beep beep"
Tim- "No?!! Fine, then I guess you should come eat my turd instead!"
Moby from Brainpop- "Beep Beep Beep!!!!!"

by Gol. D. Roger November 18, 2020

Mosbying

The act of confessing feelings for a girl way too early.

This term comes from the show How I Met Your Mother, after the main character Ted Mosby tells a girl he's interested in that he thinks he's in love with her after their first date.

Later in the series, the term "Mosbying" is coined after Ted's friend Barney hooks up with a girl at a party, doesn't want to see her again, and tell her he's in love with her to make her want nothing to do with him.

Guy A: I don't understand what happened. She seemed really into him. How did he scare her off?
Guy B: Mosbying.

by Glamoiglia November 23, 2011