fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.

That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

murdicide

Murder done in a way that it looks like the victim committed suicide.

Do you think someone might have committed murdicide against Anthony Bourdain and Tim Bergling?

by Old Yeller '78 June 30, 2018

Morticia Joile

Daughter of Jon Voight
Over- rated actress from the 90's who somehow still is talked about
Has maybe 1 or 2 hit films,an Oscar but tons of Razzies-proof of her awful non sequiter acting and lousy taste
Looks like a Goth but is more A whore,More resembles Morticia of the Addam's Family-without the humor
Think's she's the coolest bitch on Earth-but in reality is a trashy,homely adulteress prostitute has-been and CANNOT act for shit

Girl,Lets watch Tomb Raider-Angie,is da bomb!!
Girl #2: Yuck, i hate Morticia Joile and her movies!!!

by sexysady December 19, 2011

mortified

The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.

This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!

by Kate Stevens March 28, 2008

Metricide

The killing of one's own staff in their attempt to achieve un-realistic metrics.

No wonder that unit is short of staff, the Chief is known to commit metricide.

by GreekMan57 September 5, 2016

mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017

Menticide

(men-tiss-side)

Ok, look at the pronounciation, thus telling us, where the word stems from. (Men...___side). Lady's this is how you handle the shark pit!

The word itself meaning Brainwashing!

Darling, you can't pull your menticide tact on me. We all know it's about your dong and willy's need to break free of fellowship. This ain't no heaven's gate idiot boy's. Save your darn koolaid and ingannation for teenie tots that belive your game. You could have just said your lulliloo B was welcoming, but hen your plan would have been shot to shizer!

Princox, is a arrogand effminate fellow as it seems!

by LOOK@thosegalliggaskinsHangLO' June 15, 2010