Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing

Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.

by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023

Heidi Montaging

When you are an awful friend as soon as you get a boyfriend. Suddenly he is your only friend after your friends that are girls have decided to ditch your pathetic ass to the curb.The girl will usually make plans with her friends only to later ditch them to hang out with her boyfriend. Eventually he becomes the only person that can be around this pathetic girl . He is her ONLY friend.

Christine lost all of her friends after she ditched them one night for a concert and they couldnt deal with her "Heidi Montaging"

by theonlyHBIC October 10, 2012

rocket motoring

To motorboat a bitches ass

I was rocket motoring your mom last night

by patrick EOD flight February 13, 2015

good mortingnoon

a combination of good morning and good afternoon, usually used between 11 am-1:30 pm

good mortingnoon all

by Sexydimma March 7, 2021