Equal Opportunist

Being open to either sex, giving then both an equal opportunity for you.

Oh, Suzannah? She's no lesbian, she's an equal opportunist

by Manielle October 6, 2008

Opportunist

A person who will sell their soul in order to advance themselves.

An opportunist is a lame and sad individual who should never be trusted.

by Death Menace March 29, 2023

Mopportunity

The optimistic way to view accidents as oppertunities, such as a broken window being easier ventilation.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.

'Aww fuck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'

by prof. tarquin von ramadan January 28, 2009

opportunisties

The ability of a country to provide plenty of opportuntity for people to be exploiters of circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being guided by principles or plans

American the land of opportunisties.

by mr_chamale July 19, 2011

Mopportunity

When some of the contents of your handheld food, drop or spill onto your plate or surface, napkin etc.
This creates a moppertunity to retrieve by mopping the stray foodstuff with main food item. e.g. sandwich, wrap, crisp etc.

I've dropped some of the cheese and pickle from my sandwich; but never fear, this is merely a mopportunity to save it until the end.

by anonymous March 25, 2026

opportunistic

Being optimistic about opportunities.

I'm feeling very opportunistic about these job interviews.

by Sirninja February 1, 2017

Copportunist

A copportunist is a guy who acts like they’re cool with you when you’re around but when you’re not they take the opportunity of your girl being intoxicated to cop a feel on them all night. Try to be the center of attention and act cool and chill so they can seem like a nice guy to gain the girls trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names wife? Why are you all over her?

Man she’s drunk. She don’t have a clue what I’m up to. He ain’t here. You know I’m a copportunist

by Mjc1125 May 9, 2018