motifail

Any picture with a redundant/pointless/retarded motivational border around it, in some attempt to be funny. Usually these end up being fail.

Motivational borders became unfunny around 2005 but for some reason, people still find it necessary to make motifails.

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008

modifaker

An adjective or adverb that everyone pretends has a general purpose meaning, but in reality is only ever used to modify one word.

The only thing that can be "unrequited" is love. The only thing you can be "voracious" at is reading. The only thing that anyone is "flamboyantly" is gay. So, "unrequited," "voracious" and "flamboyantly" are all modifakers.

by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

motifucker

Annoying motherfucker that keeps posting motivational quotes/videos on social media. Usually not a successful person and the motivational stuff keeps them from committing a suicide

Those motifuckers are always spamming my feeds, I cant stand it.

by auchanpsyduck March 29, 2015

modifuckation

Any change to something that modifucks it. These can range anywhere from a small scratch to completely and totaly blowing the absolute shit out of it.

I made some modifuckations to my dad's new Lamborghini when I drove it into a light pole.

by Kybat August 6, 2010

Mohifanism

A word, phrase or sound of which would be commonly used by the infamous Mohifanig7. Examples include, but are not limited to:
-Same
-Bitch, the fuck?
-This is fine
-Im sorry, I cant hear you over how fine everything is.
-Eeeeehhhhhh
-So jot that down

Great. Now everyone is starting to speak in mohifanisms.

by 859osrsboi December 31, 2020

Modifly

v. To flexibly adapt or modify plans in the moment or “on the fly”.

Jill: How about opening a red?
Susan: Oh no. We’re grilling fish for dinner.
Jill: No problem! We’ll modifly. Chardonnay!

by Elena Chantal April 25, 2021

Modified Nathan

The act of slapping someone on the ass and then leaving the hand there and squeezing said ass.

I gave her the Modified Nathan in the park. She screamed in surprise.

Damn, Molly's got a firm ass. I found out last night when I gave her the Modified Nathan.

by 1527 April 11, 2005