Definitions by loooooooooooooooooooongcat
we need moar internets
The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.
On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.
we need moar internets by loooooooooooooooooooongcat May 21, 2008
Internet Hat Machine
A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.
When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.
Internet Hat Machine by loooooooooooooooooooongcat May 21, 2008
sexman
The self-given nickname of a prepubescent youtube user pruante2forever (now), who became popular after making anti-porn videos, which made him a selected target of anonymous. Known mainly as Jawsus and needs a dental plan.
sexman by loooooooooooooooooooongcat March 2, 2008
motifail
Any picture with a redundant/pointless/retarded motivational border around it, in some attempt to be funny. Usually these end up being fail.
Motivational borders became unfunny around 2005 but for some reason, people still find it necessary to make motifails.
motifail by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008