moosplash

n. The chaotic, geometrical uplift of fluid which ensues after the downward decent of an obese individual causes penetration into a body of water.

Wow... check out that big guy's moosplash!

by Mark & Sean July 6, 2005

moospace

A myspace page belonging to a fat cow.

Whoa check out this chick's myspace. Isn't she sexy?

Dude, more like MOOSPACE. That bitch is an ugly fat cow.

by [XTC] Im Not Addicted May 9, 2008

Monosupalate

mon-o-su-pa-late: verb.
Meaning "to breath" in relation to you are turning so purple and blue in the face from laughing so hard.

You and your friends are laughing so hard over a joke and one of them is starting to turn purple, "Dude! Monosupalate!"

by Chris Reiker March 1, 2010

moospace

the "myspace" for fat people

"you freaking cow..go play on moospace or get some mcy d's bitch."

by ihaveafatmonkey November 13, 2009

moosum

a special museum that houses dead bodies where people with dead bodies so people can fulfill their dead body fetishes.

also means a sweet old woman.

I'm going to the moosum.
Look at that moosum walk by! How cute!

by moosumlover123 May 25, 2018

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018