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Moostake

A portmanteau of moustache and mistake.

It's used because the two are diametrically opposed. Moustaches are very good, and mistakes are very bad.
Dude: Last night you were mackin' on that sea cow, what a moostake.
by Brink Dogg July 13, 2009
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mostard cult

An Instagram cult. The members are Jet, Ray, Tree, Cloudy, Petty, and Spy. They got their name from a person on Omegle who didn't speak english that well, so they said "mostard" instead of mustard. Most of the cult are christians and worship God. Their traditions are posting stolen memes, listening to My Chemical Romance, and making feels content.
The Mostard Cult stole my ned fan art again. They even got more likes than me!
by bisexual bandito October 6, 2019
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mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.
Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.
by JP November 8, 2003
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Moosetard

Noun. Someone who is both remarkably ugly and really stupid. Can be geographical to include country prefix.
Look at that fuckin idiot... talk about American/English/French Moosetard
by filmycoating December 9, 2008
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Moosetard

An amazingly good looking human being who is particularly superior at sports.

Person highly talented at whatever they do
You can only dream of being a Moosetard
by Moosetard15 September 24, 2010
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moontard

a. A moon faced retard.

or

b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.

first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
hiya mate, you look like a moontard. do you wanna suck my dad's dick?
by panda dom June 19, 2009
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motarded

A person in the military who is so motivated they are a fucking idiot, or retarded. Following rules and regulations to the proverbial "T" while not taking into consideration mission accomplishment or troop welfare.

Also, being so motivated in hope of gaining rank faster in order to be able to tell others what to do without being hit in the face because they had their lunch money stolen in high school. They receive absolutely no respect elseware, therefore they stay in the military out of fear of the real world.
Justin is fucking "motarded"
by disgruntled guy December 26, 2005
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