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O.B. Montessori

Student1: Our school doesn't have budget to send me to the National Spelling Bee.

Student2: Oh, you study in O.B. Montessori.
by the_proud_nerd July 28, 2009
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Moistress

Moistress, one who shivers upon hearing the word moist. Lurned into the depths of deviation, being a moistness has responsibilities, like fetish parties, black-rooms, and schnitzels... Ja!
Hey Nic! You’re such a girl! You’re such a fucking moistress!
by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019
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Monstresso

A monster espresso.

Usually consisting of 6 or more espressos combined into one.
Hey man did you hear Jeffrey drank a monstresso yesterday?

No way, how did his heart not stop?
by The Essentialist February 11, 2021
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Mosintress

Acronym for model, singer and actress.

Attractive woman who; to gain fame; presents herself as a model, singer and actress without her being so professionally.

It comes from the word created by the Spanish’ band Ojete Calor “mocatriz”.
Because your soul is of mosintress...
by Tros de quànim January 8, 2023
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Eketånga Montessori

Which school do you go to?
Eketånga Montessori
So you’re a sosse
by Nazipommes November 7, 2018
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Montessori

A typa school where Karen parents send their special little snowflake kids. They think their kids are learning until the kids enter a traditional high school and don’t know basic math.
Teacher: “I can’t keep tutoring this kid after school every week. He has like 9 other tutors but he just doesn’t understand the content. He’s like 3 grade levels behind.”

Parent: “that’s impossible, he went to Montessori. He’s perfect, absolutely my flawless angel, you are a BASTARD for considering such a thing of him being behind. He is only too smart for you peasants.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Montessori

A quixotic, idealistic-but-not-representative-of-truth, educational style in which underachieving children are allowed to define their own curriculum.

These children typically do not receive homework or other supplemental study aids of a challenging nature, because it would, of course, disrupt their mental state and disturb them emotionally.

Since, in turn they, are 'allowed' and encouraged to work at their own lackadaisical pace, they, of course, study their materials as hard as they possibly can.

Montessori does not "push" academics, but rather lets children play and recognizes that at the ages of 4, or 5, or 7, or 12, kids are still developing their creativity, imagination, and mental capacity to recognize when things are too difficult. Also, teachers help the students grow by forming 1-on-1, nonsexual relationships 7hrs/day for 3 years, because the alternative is stressful and can lead to an increase in the rate of suicide.

They are also exposed to situations in which they can improve their ability to socialize and be a constructive member of society. In small classes of 5 to 25 students, these kids develop their social skills by delving deeper into personal, meaningful relationships than in those gross, nasty public schools with 300+ kids per grade!

Many attend college too! Not only do they often skip Junior College, but they go to an amazing repertoire of colleges, ranging from your local community college to ITT-Tech, University of Pheonix, or even DeVry!
Billy: I'm the valedictorian of my Montessori school!
Joe: Wow. What'd you get on the SAT?
Billy: A whopping 1350 out of 2400.
by MariaMontey January 20, 2013
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