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moistress 

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.
Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.
moistress by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017
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montressa 

A beautiful strong independent woman

Who is Caring/loving

She is un selfish and will anything for you. But don't understand estamate her
I love her determination she is such a Montressa!
montressa by Nina Dina April 26, 2017

Moistress 

Moistress, one who shivers upon hearing the word moist. Lurned into the depths of deviation, being a moistness has responsibilities, like fetish parties, black-rooms, and schnitzels... Ja!
Hey Nic! You’re such a girl! You’re such a fucking moistress!
Moistress by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019

Moontress 

A combination of the words ‘Moon’ and ‘Mistress’, the meaning is “The lover of the moon and second-hand controller of the tides.”
“Who’s that?”
“That’s Moontress!”
“What’s that mean?”
“They’re the moon’s lover!”
Moontress by Moontress February 17, 2021
a bad mother such a bitch
i hate that montress
montress by broskismd November 26, 2021

Moistress 

moistress (noun) — A cat born through the rare biological occurrence of being delivered by a human male.
That’s Litten — he’s a moistress. Dad’s still got the pregnancy nipples.
Moistress by Iwkie August 9, 2025