monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

by Malodorous June 24, 2016

Monkeyfacing

A sexual act, performed to humiliate another, usually a woman. The man shaves his pubic hair, leaving it until he ejaculates in the females face, then throws the hair into her face where it sticks and shouts "monkeyface!". Alternatively the man may decide to rip his or his partner's pubic hair out at the moment of passion and throw it into the mixer.

"Upon sighting the White Whale, Captain Ahab grabbed Queeqeg and forced him roughly to his knees where he gave him a monkeyfacing, in the New England style". From Moby Dick by Herman Melville.

by Hill of the Dans October 20, 2008

monkeycat

Originated from a Sobe cap in 2001, known as "monkeycat"

My sobe cap said "monkeycat"

by monkeycatDx October 18, 2008

MonkeyFrog

1) For a male to pry open a woman's mouth and perform intercourse with her mouth without any struggle; referring to the popular internet video of a chimpanzee using the mouth of a frog for sexual gratification.

2) To be taken advantage of .

1) My girlfriend was so tired last night, I decided to just monkeyfrog her and call it a night.

by geekpower November 10, 2010

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

Monkey Fart Fucker

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.

No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker

by JND Nodice January 31, 2009

montefart

1. The act of parroting one's subordinate in an attempt to appear intelligent; acting like you know what the hell is going on by mimicing one smarter than you (which generally is just about everyone)
2. also see "aura"

Like an insect mimicing a twig, the CEO montefarted his employee in a nugatory attempt to impress the customer.

by Bollux R. Daft July 3, 2003