monkeyfast

1) akin to super-fly or dope, meaning which something is cool beyond typical english language

2) to perform repetitive or mundane functions with uncommon dexterity and speed

3) An non-definable measurement of great speed and slickness

Dude,that was totally monkeyfast. Now we have time to read.

by reggieboy December 14, 2008

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

by Malodorous June 24, 2016

monkeycat

Originated from a Sobe cap in 2001, known as "monkeycat"

My sobe cap said "monkeycat"

by monkeycatDx October 18, 2008

MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.

You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???

by Your new boss July 22, 2004

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

monkeybutt

the putrid drip of stanky sweat from your lower back through your butt cheeks

Baby? Is that love juice dripping between yo' thighs or do you gots monkeybutt?

by buttermymonkey July 11, 2002

monkeybuttpadje

An unfunny moron

by Anonymous February 17, 2003