mom's civic

Your mom's civic

you drive your mom's civic?

by nedndnjdwwk September 10, 2020

Mom's lobster tail

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.

Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous

by dndndnlol June 30, 2021

Mom's Spaghetti

When you're so incredibly intoxicated that you feel like you're gonna fall off the edge of the earth. The ground is your bestfriend and your arms and legs are like spaghetti. You are nothing but dead weight and really just want to take a nap in the most inconvenient place possible.

Friend 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Karen?"
Friend 2: *struggling to pick her up* "C'mon man you know."
Karen: *thinking*....the middle of the streets lookin like a snack. "I sshhould sssleep hhere"
Random Stranger: "Do you guys need some help?"
Karen: *lays in the street* like a corpse
Friends 1 & 2: "Oh, shit. She's Mom's Spaghetti"

by GentleFox August 16, 2019

Mom's Spaghetti

mom's steaming pile of poop 💩

penis small

balls sweaty

sex big

mom's spaghetti

- u/Rockman2isgud

by _ August 5, 2021

Mom's spaghetti

A delicious yellow thingy which you ussualy just play with it and make silly faces, but it is moms spaghetti

And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

by What'sAPseudonym??? August 22, 2017

Mom's Paschetti

The vagina of your best friends mother. Something you would eat out, or insert you penis into.

Me: I'm finna eat ya Mom's Paschetti
Thomas: What?
Me: mhm

by Chekeks May 21, 2018

mom's spaghetti

Homemade spaghetti, specially made by moms and stepmoms.

Nothing beats mom's spaghetti!

by Type2GenomeManiac February 7, 2022