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Molusting

When there is a PDA. Someone kisses, or compliments, or hold hands it counts as molustation. When shown, or you've seen an act of lust, you have been molusted.
Girl: Oh, David, I love you!
Boy: Oh Madi, I love you too!
Passing bystander: EW! MOLUSTING IS DISGUSTING!
by randomchica123 January 18, 2011
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Molestia

The one true Princess of Eqestria who's mission is to molest all who oppose or adore her
molestia was Awarded the trophy for: Molesting the most gentlecoats, gentlemares & obviously young unsuspecting fillies.
by Scampi The Dog February 28, 2015
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molesticle

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.
The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.
by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010
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molestigate

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.
After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.
by RJ LBC January 12, 2014
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mousting

the act of jousting into someone's mouth with one's erect penis or a dildo
Betsy: "Janice, want to go mousting tonight?"
Janice: "Sure Betsy, let's go to the club and find some hunks to moust with"
by MattBallea July 25, 2014
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Mosesing

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016
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moleskin

A felt bandage; one side is adhesive which sticks to the affected area whereas the other is felt. Generally used to protect and prevent blisters while on the trail. Can be used in conjunction with othe blister bandages.
Put some moleskin on that hot spot before you get a blister.
by Patrick Cleary November 18, 2007
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