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Moistverse

The word to describe the event that took place over the internet (specifically YouTube) from November of 2021 to January 2022. The Moistverse was based on the YouTuber and Twitch Streamer Charles White, aka Moist Critikal, aka Penguinz0. The Moistverse was a meme where people who looked like Charlie, but where different in certain ways, (IE. different race, gender, age, etc.) would film themselves quoting his iconic “WOOOOO! YEAAAH BABY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT! WOOO!” line. This meme picked up traction and was recognized by Penguinz0, and was soon dubbed The Moistverse, colliding the term Moist and Verse (as in like Spiderverse, or Multiverse, referring to parallel universes).
P1: Dude, this Moistverse thing is great!
P2: Moist what!?
P1: The Moistverse! You know, where someone impersonates Moist Critikal but with a twist! Like “Australian Charlie” or “Female Charlie”!
by JustaAlien January 27, 2022
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moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.
Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.
by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017
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Moisties

Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.
This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?
by scottfilly November 30, 2009
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Moisterbate

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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Moisteners

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014
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Monsties

When an individual drinks too much Monster Energy Drink rendering him/her to a state of heightened energy. Typically signs include the shakes, premonitions, or jokes that when retold are followed up with, "well you had to be there."
I have had five monsters - I'm getting the Monsties!
by T-Lennie June 10, 2009
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Moistgevity

(moist-jev-ity) Adj. The amount of time in which something or someone stays moist.
Man that cookie has great moistgevity. Or, Damn we had sex all night, I cannot believe the moistgevity of that woman.
by Tear&Share July 17, 2011
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