Moisty

Someone who you consider to be your friend. Also a "term of endearment".

"Hey Moisty"

"waddup moisty"

"awwww, moisty"

"your a sweet little moisty arent you!"

by sketi April 29, 2009

Moisty

anything that is moist or wet arond the nifkin region

dany fingers was very moist while he was getting a Moist blumpkin

by moisty blumpkin June 17, 2003

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

tight moisty

A very young good looking girl that you want to have (sex) with, in hopes that she is very tight and moist.

Yo matt, we got a tight moisty spotting at our 10 o clock.

by TM specialist September 25, 2006

moisty boy

A man with a penis dribbling in anticiping for hooking up with a miosty. Also a drift team from Australia.

When I saw that miosty I became a moisty boy. But my drift car was not in sight.

by Underit April 25, 2015

moisty hunter

A Moisty Hunter is a male, usually in Year 11 or 12 at an Australian high school, who goes after girls in younger grades, typically girls in Year 7 through to Year 9 or 10.

Year 12 guy 1: Hey, I got in with that Year 9 girl!
Year 12 guy 2: You moisty hunter...

by 10lo September 24, 2013

Moisty's Mallet

Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.

The Game, Moisty's Mallet

EG.

Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'

by Cammers November 3, 2008