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God works in mysterious ways

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.
"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"
by Gazuga April 10, 2004
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Mysterious stranger

A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.

Guy 2: How was that?

Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.
by 6the6fly6 May 8, 2009
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Monsterous Mammories

Damn, that bitch has some monsterous mammories!!!!!!
by BABY21 August 30, 2006
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mosterous

refer to most and multiply to definition by infinity.

*invented especially for a awesomely awesome girl named toothy who turns 17 today (04-04-10)
i love toothy the "mosterous"

*glares at stef
by teeballs April 3, 2010
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Mysterious Gagger

A man or woman who roams around schools, gagging people with blue roll and paper.
Person 1: I heard Ethan got gagged by the mysterious gagger, again!
Person 2: Bet it was some Reeno
by reenoreenogago June 16, 2017
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Mysterious Maxxing

Mysterious Maxxing is when someone is here one message and gone the next. A serial ghoster who comes back and taunts you. Although your friends may never be aware, don’t be surprised if they also become victims of Mysterious Maxxing. How good are your detective skills cause even Scooby Doo can’t solve this mystery!?
“He’s doing it again! He’s totally Mysterious Maxxing me!”
by Knight2403 September 23, 2022
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Moisterous

When moist just is too moist.
Her body was too moisterous.
by Verno T December 9, 2016
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