Minceraft

Minceraft is an easter in egg in Minecraft. On the home screen, there is a small chance of it saying "Minceraft"

A: I'm playing Minecraft
B: You fucking liar that's Minceraft

by Sandwach March 2, 2017

Des Moines Surprise

To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.

I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.

by Superscope March 1, 2008

mince

1. (v.) (perj.) To move or act in a way that implies homosexuality.

'You should see him mincing about, limp wristed with his knob out. I tell you mate, that sort of thing shouldn't be allowed in communal showers.'

'Christ no, he'd get slaughtered in a fight. Have you seen the way he minces about?'

by J-Dubya November 29, 2003

Minceraft

>1% chance of getting that title instead of Minecraft on the splash screen.
If you don't understand then spot the difference between the title and the word Minecraft.

Guy 1: "Hey look what I've got!"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "Seriously, you can't spot the difference?"
Guy 2: "Nope."
Guy 1: "It is Minceraft instead of Minecraft you asshole!"

by doThis(info: "gotta go FAST"); September 9, 2014

moncerrat

mancerrat is typically a very beautiful girl who can make your day go from bad to amazing in a matter of seconds by just talking to you, she's independent and reliable, she's also the most caring and sweetest girl ever.

look there goes moncerrat! she's so beautiful and hot and sexy!

damn im so jealous of that guy Martin for going out with moncerrat

by alrightduderelax October 23, 2014

Minced Meat

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

mincer

a mincer is a man who likes nothing better than putting his feet up on a sunday afternoon while some bloke sits on his cock

Dude did you notice how ryan always likes to bare his arse to blokes? I reckon he's a grade A mincer.

by Mu Lin November 14, 2004