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Monstober

another name for October, in honor and celebration of Halloween that occurs in October.
Dude, I so can't wait for Monstober. We'll get to see halloween movies on tv all month long...then trick-or-treating on halloween.
by Shinjlong29 October 6, 2011
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Locktoberfest

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.
Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!
by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021
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Locktober

When girls put on their chastity belts for the entire month of October.
I am always so wet after locktober.
by kl_bookcover September 30, 2021
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mocktor

English, noun.
A type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. His shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine.
I picked up a damp log and found a foot long mocktor!
by terrifying cyberarthropodlords September 27, 2004
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locktober

Complete opposite of no Simp September, the goal of Locktober is to find a significant other to lock yourself with. It is on for the whole month of October.
LOCKTOBER SZN.
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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cocktoberfest

Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)

Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.

Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!
by jimjones, omnibeing November 2, 2017
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Focktober

The term used to define October as the month of sex!
“Omg dude, I’m gonna do Focktober before No Nut November!”
by deluxebitchxx September 4, 2020
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