Marijuana Legalization

The essential struggle for millions of today's people. There are pros and cons to legalizing marijuana, but when weighed against each other the legal marijuana always wins. One of the biggest benefits, in my opinion, is the fact that people will not have to buy weed from gangs, and terrorists. Plus the fact that we as a country (which is a term forgotten these days) will make billions every year in taxes and commerce. This is a time where all current methods of making money are exhausted and only those who can look at the big picture and make decisions will survive. The biggest disadvantage that I can think of is that the population as a whole will probably become even more obese. That's a matter of personal responsibility( another term people forgot)

Me: Dude, did you hear? Marijuana Legalization finally went through!

Some Guy: *Head-a-Splode*

by whats popping? May 4, 2010

Marijuana Cash Money

The total income or profit from dealing cannabis to customers, usually in ally ways.

"Hey bled, how did the dealin' go?" "Mate it was as usual. The cocaine sold well, but look at the marijuana cash money!"

by Nobski May 23, 2015

Marijuanukkah

An alternative winter celebration. Every night for 8 nights, one tube of a large, eight-tubed bong is lit ablaze at 4:20 P.M. and smoked amongst all those present (did I mention the bong was large?). The rest of the day is devoted to a hefty smorgasbord of whatever food one's heart desires (there are provisions to allow for gas station runs when additional food or other supplies are requested). Marijuanukkah celebrators often finish the evening by falling asleep to the 6 o'clock news and not waking up until it's time to celebrate again the next day. A much less stressful holiday than Christmas or Hanukkah, but religious in it's own right.

Ted: Hey Bobby, you want to come to my christmas party this Friday?
Bobby: Nah dude, I'll be too busy celebrating Marijuanukkah to do much of anything for the next 8 days

by xlcor September 3, 2010

Ana Marija

The sweetest, nicest girl you can ever meet. With her great personality and charm, she can brighten up anybody's day.

Anne: I just met Ana Marija. She's such a lovely person.
Domo: I know. I met her a few days ago. She seems great.

by domo_the_producer August 15, 2019

Marijuanaville

Marijuanaville is a parody of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville, the parody was written by and performed by Mark Eddie, not Jack Black, Tenacious D, or David Allan Coe.

Idiot: LOLOLLOL!!111// DUDE I SMOKE SO MUCH POT, AND I LOVE MARIJUANAVILLE FROM JACK BLACK!!

Idiot2: NO U IDIOT ITS DAVID ALEN COE JEEZ WTF(IT'S SPELT DAVID ALLAN COE)

Smart One: You're both complete morons, and smoke entirely too much out of copper pipes, the song is by Mark Eddie!

by stickyfingersxxx April 19, 2007

Marijoy

A beautiful well rounded girl who aspires big. Angel-like and is innocent but can be quite spontaneous behind close doors or when she opens up to you. An amazing individual inside and out. She has a warm personality and is very friendly. Marijoy's are funny, sensitive and the all for one girl. People may say she is perfect but she is naturally modest and kind hearted. Sometimes stubborn and shallow, the man who gets her is very lucky and should hold on forever.

Marijoy has a big bright smile!

by blah!blah! March 21, 2010

marijuana

n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating. Marijuana is usually grown, dried and then rolled and smoked or used in a pipe or bong. It can also be eaten; it is usually cooked and added to brownie or cookie mixtures. It is sold according to its dried weight in either ounces or grams. The price will vary depending on the quality, amount and/or your dealer. Marijuana is illegal in most western countries, but has currently been decriminalized in Britain. Amsterdam is one country in which the controlled and moderated use of marijuana is not illegal. It can also be cultivated in a solid resinous form known as Hashish or Hash.
Other names include grass, herb, ganja, buddha, mary jane, pottery, herbal refreshment.

"Yo! We just smoked some mary jane up in Olin library! Now let's go down the gorge and hit that shit!"

by Nelai April 4, 2003