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Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.
Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.
by Gabounski January 27, 2005
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mittens

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 August 23, 2006
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mittens

Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.

Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.
I love that post about sharies. I'm giving it mittens and win!
by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009
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poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".
Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.
by Vacupunk December 21, 2008
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fish mittens

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.
Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!
by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004
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Mittens

The black and white cat from the Disney movie "Bolt".
"Mittens, so help me, I will superbark you out of that tree!" - Bolt
by BoltySuperdog October 26, 2010
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Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.
My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.
by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008
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