Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.
Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.
by Gabounski January 27, 2005
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"How were things at the club last night?"
"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
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Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.
Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.
Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.
by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009
Get the mittens mug.an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".
by Vacupunk December 21, 2008
Get the poop in your mittens mug.Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.
by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004
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Get the Mittens mug.Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.
My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.
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