You are my minion.
by rrogrogers.sideyers.sidnrogeyr May 28, 2017
1. Small yellow beings as seen in Despicable Me, who talk in a language similar to Spanish and wear blue dungarees, with names such as Dave, Stewart and Kevin
2. Person with a height unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, who may or may not be evil (see 'evil minion')
2. Person with a height unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, who may or may not be evil (see 'evil minion')
1. Person 1 (watching despicable me)- aww look at that little minion!
Person 2: Yeah, his name's Dave.
2. Person 1: Omg, you're so small!
Person 2: Yeah, you're a minion!
Person 2: Yeah, his name's Dave.
2. Person 1: Omg, you're so small!
Person 2: Yeah, you're a minion!
by A. Girl May 18, 2013
by A Shumz March 25, 2018
by Mr.GoldyPants October 23, 2016
Minions are bootylicious yellow cylinders that roam the Earth searching for their next master. They are also known for being thicc af. Their origin is still unknown to scientists. It can also mean someone has an appearance similar to a minion.
by scootmaster July 20, 2016
Mac: "Liam's addicted to Minions! He needs help!"
Liam "Those abominations are the only thing that let me feel anymore"
Stacy: "Oh God Why???!?!?!? *sob*"
Liam "Those abominations are the only thing that let me feel anymore"
Stacy: "Oh God Why???!?!?!? *sob*"
by your_real_name__ February 14, 2016
Yellow dildos meant to be shoved up asses. Meant for porn but had a technical difficulty and was switched to a movie series. Rated X
by ainm cleite October 31, 2016