mingo dick

When a guy falls asleep with his penis still inside during a drunk sex encounter.

Me: “Hey Kelsey what did you do last night?”
Kelsey: “I don’t really remember but I woke up getting mingo dicked and gum in my hair.”

by awesomesalad228 June 20, 2021

Flappy mingo

A penis in its limp state, but still when masturbating.

“I love flappy mingoes. They’re so limp and flaccid.”

by idontknowwhatthef^ckimdoing January 5, 2018

mingdog

When something is minging but much worse. A hundred times worse than ugly, bad .

That guy over there is sooo mingdog!
He stunk...he was so mingdog!

by Michelle Clements December 17, 2006

mingos

n. a silly, foolish, or stupid person

"if only i hadn't hit onto my ex's best friend..."

"come on man, don't be a mingos - it was clearly her 2nd best friend"

by aperfectquett October 6, 2007

minghound

A female with an extemely objectional face. See "minger"

"My God Frank - you've brought home a minghound"

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Mingo Fuck

The act of sexual intercourse when the male and female raise one leg like a flamingo. Opposite legs should be raised to increase stability in a standing position.

Aaron, I just got done mingo fucking the shit out of this chick.

by Harvmitz December 7, 2011

mingo

an operation where a group of minks strategically sneak into the city and kill women to make purses, coats, etc for glamorous under water lake socials.

The A-team got word that a possible mingo might be going down at midnight Friday.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007