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free minecoins 

an eight year old playing on their moms i pad and wanting to look cool with new skins and cosmetics. They also want some girls.
MUMMY CAN I HAVE CREDIT CARD SOMEONE SAID FREE MINECOINS FOR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THEY SAID FREE GIRLS ME HAVE NO GIRLS PLS!!!!!!
A Minecraft convention full of awkward fedora people who can barely speak.
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm going to Minecon!
Person 2: Oh... god... OH GOD!!!
Minecon by bad_man12 May 25, 2015

minecoins 

Person: me have big minecoins
Other person: ok

Person: victory royale
minecoins by IIIIIllllllIIllI December 1, 2020

Minecoins 

A form of in-game currency found and used in Minecraft bedrock edition. They are used to buy skins, mapacks, mods and stuff you usually could download for free if you use the Java edition of Minecraft. The only way to get them is by spending money on them.
Person1: I really what to buy this skin but I don't have enough Minecoins.
Person2: Just use Java edition.

Person1: Why?
Person: Everything's free in Java edition
Minecoins by Forg43 February 6, 2022

minecoins 

Minecraft money. Used by epic Minecrafters on Bedrock Edition. However, “free minecoins” are a scam!
Guy 1: Yo, mate, how many minecoins does it cost?
Guy 2: As many as it takes for you to buy Java Edition.

Or…

Kid: I want some free minecoins but mum won’t let me have her credit card number.
Paedophile: Hey kid, come in my Pedocar for some minecoins.
Kid: Okay.
(*pedo fucks kid and kills him*)
Everyone: Oh shit, should have remembered stranger danger and the fact that you already got minecoins at Christmas, stupid!
minecoins by TheRealMinecrafter July 21, 2022

Minecon Earth 

Mojang's way of cancelling the original Minecon and replacing it with something "better", when we all know that the original Minecon was awesome.*
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.

*awesome for cringe compilations
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to Cringec- Minecon this year too?"
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."
Minecon Earth by YouCanRead February 10, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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