Milwaukee's beast 

a brew popular among area teens for its low price and brand name qualities. also known as THE BEAST

kid 1: man is your older brother gonna get us some booze for after prom
kid 2: yeah what should we get
kid 1: i dunno, the beast. you have a beer bong?
kid 2: no i but we can make one.
kid 1: for sure. go with the beast.

Milwaukee's beast by edde April 22, 2005

Milwaukee pedicure

when you cum in a girl's shoes while she's sleeping in the middle of the night, then wake her up by telling her there's a fire and to put on her shoes.

Last night after I fucked Lizzy, I gave her a Milwaukee pedicure and she stepped in my cum.

Milwaukee pedicure by M Hans September 25, 2006

Old Milwaukee Syndrome 

A description of something or someone that when totally optimized is still complete crap. The expression originates from the advertising campaign for Old Milwaukee Beer: despite the beer being only barely better that drinking pond water, its slogan was "It just doesn't get any better than this!"

John:"What's up with your front yard?"
Ben: "I know, I've spent the last three weekends weeding, fertilizing, mowing, trimming . . . and it still looks like a dirt lot."
John: "Another case of Old Milwaukee Syndrome, it just doesn't get any better than this."

Old Milwaukee Syndrome by olsongt October 21, 2009

milwaukee 

The name teenagers from Mequon, Shorewood, Brookfield and other suburbs will type into the Hometown field on their Facebook profile, instantly making them cooler. Slightly useful for Facebook pregaming once one is able to join his or her college network,

Often clarified by educational info—Menomonee Falls High School is self-evidently not in Milwaukee,

Hometown: Milwaukee, WI
Actually: Whitefish Bay, WI

Person from Michigan: Are you actually from Milwaukee?
Person from Wisconsin: Well, kind of, actually I'm from Racine.
Person from Michigan: Oh.

milwaukee by Summafest June 28, 2008

milwaukee muscle

A big, exposed beer gut.

I had a pop with a guy in Kenosha who not only had a Wisconsin Waterfall, he had a shirt that was two sizes too small exposing his Milwaukee Muscle.

milwaukee muscle by Mikey S November 23, 2007

milwaukees best 

The cheapest convenience store beer ever.

For $6.39, I can't complain about a 12 pack of Milwaukees Best!

milwaukees best by SuperSonicX May 28, 2007

milwaukee jayer 

a girl that be hoeing around in the city of milwaukee

boy 1: aye u see that gurl walking boy 2:i seen here thats a milwaukee jayer she done did every nigga on my block

milwaukee jayer by peaceout12 November 7, 2010