High Mileage Ho

Term used in reference towards a chick that has been more than likely around the world and back in the slut/skank/whore department...which has taken a total on her physical condition either down or upstairs but usually both.

Jack: Yo man check out that blonde hotty gettin all crazy over there, you think i could get that?

Blake: Dude wtf is wrong with you man?! Look at all that caked up makeup...don't be fooled by that worn out trash, she's gotta be a total "High Mileage Ho."

Jack: Good call man, she does seem a little worn around the edges, keep my drunk ass away from that tonight.

Blake: Likewise.

by servinthatruth March 24, 2010

catch some mileage

To say or do something in an attempt to gain an edge or favor with someone. Especially if you're in an awkward spot.

Guy 1.. Man you owe me 20 dollars.
Guy 2. Man I'm out of work. Besides, we're supposed to be friends.
Guy 1. Listen you owe me money. Don't be trying to catch some mileage on me with that friends shit.

by Amex1212 December 10, 2016

mileage run

The absolute furthest you can go in a limited amount of time, such as on lunch break or weekend. Place can be a nice restaurant far away, or a far weekend destination

'Do you want to go to that hamburger joint by dearborn and michigan?'
'dude, that's so far!'
'it'll be a mileage run'

by akdunno January 6, 2019

Horse mileage

Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires

Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it

by Nigbies Cum March 31, 2021

gash mileage

An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.

Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.

by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022

mileage run

A thing where lunatics will voluntarily spend money to travel on airplanes to accumulate frequent flyer miles but without actually leaving an airport. This often consists of multiple legs flown subsequently, often over the course of several days.

Bhargav spent his weekend going on a mileage run to hit his airline's top tier status. He flew to Dubai and back but never left the airport.

by Crankyflier October 5, 2022

mileage

How many people a female has had sex with (aka bodies). The higher, the worst.

Jane asked Michael out, but due to his friend warning him that she has a high mileage, Michael turned her down. Come to find out her body count was over 13.

by fucktaka February 27, 2022