Milfred

Milfred is a unique and rare name which is used to describe a guy who is popular with the ladies but doesn't give any attention to them. He is confident and knows his value and doesn't want to waste time on any girl. He wants a girl who deserves his attention. Milfred is popular and is the guy who is on the football team. He also somehow gets the best grades in school. He is rich and has it all. But no one understands how he can be so perfect.

guy 1: hey bro , whose that good looking guy? Is that Milfred bro?

guy 2: yeah man, I wish I looked like that.

by Stacey Fredisha February 1, 2015

Mildge

A Mildge is a genital wart, although the word can be used to describe someone ugly, for example; 'You're a Mildge' also someone can be 'Mildgey' or 'Mildgeing' someone, this is where a person is clingy and annoying, and when you've got rid of them they come back shortly after, like a Genital wart

Lukes Mildgeing Richard as usual,Emilys a Mildge,Sarahs got so many Mildges

by Dan boosh March 7, 2011

Mildew Slammer

Having sex with a girl who has vaginal fungus.

"Dude, last night I got a mildew slammer, now my dick's growing penicillin!"

by Moldy Vag July 2, 2009

Mildred , Texas

What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas.

Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!

by Microwave_Confessions January 23, 2021

mildred

The most gorgeous girl in the world! You can say the girl of ur dreams. She is sweet, patient and very caring and will never let you down. :) She's sexy, funny too, talkative and has the prettiest eyes. She's a keeper and a hottie.

That's my mildred ;)

by ROKINDEF. June 24, 2010

mildewy

A beautiful man with a gentle soul. All the IHOP he eats goes straight to that @$$

Jackie: Oh my god Becky, look at HIS butt.

Becky: He’s obviously a MILDEWY

by Perv101 July 1, 2020

George and Mildred

A popular and fondly-remembered husband and wife comedy from the 1970s. It starred Yootha Joyce and Brian Murphy as a bickering couple living in suburban Hampton Wick in London. Mildred was an upwardly mobile, sex-mad and frustrated housewife; her chief annoyance and occupation in life was her husband George - a degenerate, working-class and proud of it layabout. Their chief disagreements were about sex (or lack of it), Mildred's attempts to climb up the social ladder and George's lack of work and his deliberate attempts not to do any. The programme ended with the untimely death of Yootha Joyce in 1980.

George and Mildred had a number of sharp one-liners and dialogue between the two protagonists:
GEORGE My back ain't what it used to be.
MILDRED Your fronts not what it used to be either!

by Jeffrey Fourmile September 11, 2008