Chef mike is a codeword used in restaurants, and is used to tell customers that their food is going to be prepared in a microwave. Waiters will only use this codeword if they are bribed or are related to you in any way.
Tracy and i were planning to eat at the restaurant down the road, but when we got there and ordered drinks the waiter told us that the chef mike will be cooking our food. We just got up and left once we heard that.
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Bassist for band My Chemical Romance, and brother of vocalist, Gerard Way. From what I've gathered of fans, Mikey Way seems to be some sort of icon for nerds with asthma, despite the fact he doesn't even have asthma.
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Get the Mike Wazowski mug.One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.
Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
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Get the Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert mug.Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!
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