midge

A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.

Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to?
Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy.
Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.

by Anf March 30, 2004

Midge

Smaller than a chode.

My friend Magnus has a midge

by Bigdick Luke & Jackson April 2, 2018

Midge

A short man with hair like bozo the clowns that trys to look tough but in actuality is as strong as a toddler.

Wow look at that midge.

by Hitlerr May 15, 2007

Midge

A person who talks with a high squeaky voice.

A midge is like a young boy how hasn't hit puberty, a girl with a little voice.

by Gmanhomeslice November 10, 2008

midge raker

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.

wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins

by paid talker p October 17, 2009

thicc midge

A thicc midget

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge

by Co0k1e December 10, 2017

nigg midge

A black dwarf.

"Hey bro! Look at that nigg midge riding a segway over there!"

by xanxan October 13, 2011