Midg

N. A person of small stature that is easily angered and will kill on command.

V. The action of knocking all the books out of a persons hand while pointing at them and laugh and in the process insulting their mother.

Midg, Midg 'im!

Haha. You got midged. Just like i midged your mom last night. *humping motion*

by The Angel Klaus May 05, 2004

midge

1. a small person; a "petit garcon" of sorts.

2. a person that has small appendages and abrupt movements.

"Boy, Anthony is sure looking like a midge today!"

by Mr. Smidgens March 10, 2008

midge

To smell like poo.

What is that smell? Midge? Dayum.

by Anonymous March 01, 2003

midge

A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.

Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to?
Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy.
Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.

by Anf March 30, 2004

midge raker

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.

wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins

by paid talker p October 17, 2009

thicc midge

A thicc midget

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge

by Co0k1e December 10, 2017

Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

by bangbangnibba November 08, 2016