1) A company so bad, bloggers and college students write essays about how bad their products are.
2) A company whose software sucks so bad that websites are published to explain why.
2) A company whose software sucks so bad that websites are published to explain why.
by Reiden February 20, 2011
the most god awful, pityful, annoying, irriating thing ever to exist. Hated by millions around the world this company strives to cause stress to everyone by CONSTANTLY creating errors and that cursed "blue screen of death". No matter what, they do everything in their power to screw people out of money so they can destroy their rivals, which someday will defeat them, god bless Mozilla - the Messiah of computers!...and then theres that FUCKING PAPER CLIP!
Microsoft has created a fatal error on your machine, it will now shut down...and error occured whilst windows tried to shut itself down...an error occured whilst trying to create the previous error...the blue screen of death will now appear...windows has created an error whilst trying to load the blue screen of death...NO ONE HEARS YOUR SCREAMS!...buy a MAC you prick!
Then there is the HATED paper clip. this thing will make you want to pull your lungs out through ur arsehole... need i say more!
Then there is the HATED paper clip. this thing will make you want to pull your lungs out through ur arsehole... need i say more!
by Alterz_the_almighty May 19, 2005
A corporation bent on achieving world domination by brainwashing idiots into buying their abysmal computers.
Mac person: I have a life.
Microsoft person: I do not, as I spend all my time smacking my piece o' crap computer and screaming at the blue screen of death.
Microsoft person: I do not, as I spend all my time smacking my piece o' crap computer and screaming at the blue screen of death.
by The Culture Bandit May 16, 2009
"Steve Jobs: Did you name your company after your dick?
Bill Gates: Yeah, Microsoft, just like your tumor in 2009 Steve.."
Bill Gates: Yeah, Microsoft, just like your tumor in 2009 Steve.."
by stainless steel bellend December 11, 2017
by Racecar56 April 10, 2009
Noun - To Microsoft - a synonym for rebooting. The word came about as a result of the main way to fix a Microsoft Operating System, which was to simply turn off the operating system and start it anew. This was quite common when the famous blue screen of death (BSOD) showed up on a computer.
The computer locked up, so he microsofted it.
Johnny microsofted the computer in order to get it operational again.
Johnny microsofted the computer in order to get it operational again.
by Cyric297 January 16, 2009
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