microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

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microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

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Microthot

A term to describe one who is obsessed and infatuated with Microsoft products, to the point of them believing Microsoft is the perfect brand.

"Did you know Windows 10's telemetry constantly collects your data? That's some creepy shit."
"It's to make Windows 10 better"
"Begone Microthot!"

by FaggotAnderson May 13, 2018

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Microsis

the formal disease of being short. Usually ranging between 4’0 and 5’2. It’s extremely rare and permanent. No cures have been found yet.

Bethany:”Omg, she’s so short”
Edgar:”Wait. I think she has microsis.”

by CrackheadEmma December 17, 2019

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The amount of time that relevant meaningful information is shared in a scheduled meeting of 3 or more people. This is inversely proportional to the amount of time scheduled for the meeting not to exceed the time of a microvisit.

The larger and longer the meeting the less the relevant information is shared. Large meetings requires little or no microthought.

While sitting an an all employee meeting, I had a microthought of what I could be working at right now. Then I went back to thinking about what I am going to do this weekend.

by superfabe September 28, 2009

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