Metabolic

See asshole

IFSZ's Metabolic...see asshole again, dick head and also does TRY so hard to be funny, but really isn't.

Metabolic is such an asshole
<name> is such a metabolic >.>

by Metasucks May 7, 2005

Metabolism

An excuse a small person does for being skinny

Eyy yo fam, Why you barely eating anything?
I'm eating tons of food it's my metabolism

by Vronnzy April 26, 2021

metabolic acidosis

metabolic acidosis is a disease that lowers blood pressure

Docter, what's wrong?
I'm affraid you have metabolic acidosis...
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MAMA MIA

by ub3r nub3r pn3r g3n pwng3 September 3, 2009

fast Metabolism

U searched this up cause ur family makes fun of u

Family: u eat so much fast metabolism

Me: what’s yhat

by anonymous September 13, 2020

metabotex

Christian and a jesus h christ supporter and worshipe. He also sucks pp at crab game and he is from pakistan and supports pakistani elephants

dang bro you are such a Metabotex

by pedophile818 July 13, 2022

metabotex

somebody who supports christ very dearly

Guy 1: Hey bro are you a metabotex

Guy 2: no im Muslim sorry

by pedophile818 July 14, 2022

Metabortion

When a discussion becomes so abstract and self-referential that you stop having it because you've confused yourself too much to continue.

Even I couldn't even tell any more whether I was being sarcastic or serious, so the conversation sort of ended in a metabortion.

by ZackE October 2, 2013