Mervert

Someone who gets off on merporn.

Johnny is such a mervert. He gets a boner watching the little mermaid.

by FallenOne269 March 20, 2017

Mervert

Mervert is a creep point blank

The word mervert stands for a male

The word mervet stands for a female
The word merv can be used as short term

“Omg he is a complete mervert block him”
“What a merv”

by Johnmayerspubes January 23, 2021

mervet

Mervet is a very kind and chill person. She doesn't like drama and tries to stop it. She is a very good friend anytime. Many people know her well and she does not try hard to get that attention. She is very mature and has two different sides in her personality

See Mervet? That's Mervet!

by Notsomeone December 22, 2016

Mercer County Lawnchair

Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.

Zach told me he gave her the Mercer County Lawnchair last night.

by Backwoods bastard May 25, 2016

mervedi

A name used to describe God's blessing in the olden times

A man who walks this earth under the wings of the Lord guiding and protecting him giving him all that he needs to succeed

An ace

May we pray for this mervedi we have given

by pharaon January 23, 2017

Mercer County

A big drunk fest

I went to mercer county for the weekend, but I dont remember it

by Mercerisdrunk August 14, 2017

Mergerer

Someone who tries to sneak farther ahead in the wrong exit lane on a highway to get closer to the exit on the highway and at the last minute tries to get into the lane. They always make traffic jams worse.

I'm not going to let that fucking mergerer get in ahead of me.

by Rabid Driver June 17, 2009